when in doubt wink and pout

dinorawrrs:

That Rapunzel gets more done in 15 minutes than I do in an entire day.

izzetheking:

if you say bloody romney 3 times in the mirror with the lights out mitt romney will pop out of the mirror and take away your basic rights as a woman

sharingneedles:

the person who invented marriage was creepy as hell like hey yo i love u so much im gonna get the government involved so u cant leave

Lol

it may or may not be my mission to make a certain person feel they way they made me feel. with absolute no consideration and lack of respect. you cannot say my boyfriend getting fat and you cannot say he does not match that’s not ok! Especially from someone I called a friend. I bet you only did it because its the only way your validate your life. (honestly he offers me more than your ugly frog eyed boyfriend oh nvm i mean fiance does, BTW hes fucked half of the girls in el paso only because the rest are underage.)  dont ask me when were getting engaged or moving in together repeatedly and PUSH it cause i will punch you. i get it you live with your boyfriend and he bought you a car and got you a 300 dollar engagement ring lol I mean you dont even trust the guy, you always tell him no hoes dont talk to girls you better not cheat, you know that when you tell someone not to do something it makes them want to do it. BUT LET ME TELL YOU* any girl worth dating has been there and done that. i remember when i was 19 and actually living in the same apt complex with my then boyfriend you and your “love” live in. My ex got me a car as well and proposed on many occasions.(i said no and shit girl that was  2 carat princess cut diamond on platinum ring) but honestly its probably not your fault i mean you’ve only known the guy for a couple months and move across state with him. my parents would of stop me, actually they did try and I was only moving 15 minutes away ….. back to my story my relationship was over in 3 years…….. that my prediction on your relationship as well.  this wouldnt be such a big issue if you just made the effort to understand what i was telling you when i called to clear it up. i guess girls from Austin are worse then El paso. well shit at least the girls here kkkknow who they are dealing with. i dont give second opportunities often and i tried with you because my boyfriend is life long friends with yours and clearly it was a waste. so be a brat and  take back your invitation to things, its cool its only in your nature to act like a 19 yr old. Oh so i was pissed not because you stole my hair idea this was more than that. i just couldnt take it anymore with you after that it was the straw that broke the camels back. this wasnt the first time youve stole something from me. your such a lying callow puerile myopic stolid

  shit my sister has more maturity in her life pinky toe than you, this also seems immature but i needed to vent and write it all down before I let it consume me. the end

—If you need a fake to get in the bar (if your underage develop a relationship with the people who work there that let you in regardless)
— can’t appreciate some nudity
— talk in a baby voice
— areee sketchy with me
— don’t know how to text back. I’m a fucking needy friend.

— if it bothers you that I call you bitch slut whore skank etc

—let others dictate your actions

That’s all I can think of as of now